How to Eat a Dorito (and Other Ways to Change the World).
There’s only one way to eat a Dorito.
Flavor side DOWN on the tongue.
Obviously.
This has been my lifelong MO. Every. Single. Chip. I. Eat. I look at both sides and make a split-second decision as to which side has the most flavoring and then place that side immediately in direct contact with my tongue. Taste bud celebration ensues.